I saw this on a T-shirt,

"I take Aspirin for the headache caused by the Zyrtec I take for the hayfever I got from Relenza for the upset stomach from the Ritalin I take for the short attention span caused by the Scopederm Ts I take for the motion sickness I got from the Lomotil I take for the diarrhea caused by the Zenikal for the uncontrolled weight gain from the Paxil I take for the anxiety from the Zocor I take for my high cholesterol because EXERCISE, a GOOD DIET and regular CHIROPRACTIC care are just too much trouble"

I don't know who the author is but this hits the nail right on the head! Stop looking for a pill to solve your health problems.